White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...