Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...