Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...