The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...