Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...