Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...