Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...