IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...