Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...