Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...