Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Even more Bumper Stickers!
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...