I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
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You can’t bring that dog in this bar
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Dealing with a juggler
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Robbing a locked bank
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Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Flute jokes
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High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...