Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...