When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...