When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...