Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...