The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...