Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...