Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...