Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...