Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...