Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...