Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!