What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...