What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...