Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
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The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1