A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...