Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...