Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...