Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!