The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...