What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...