What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...