Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...