The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...