Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...