The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...