You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...