Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...