Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....