You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...