Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...