You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...