Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....