What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...