Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.