If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...