Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...