Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...