Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...